Where is My Media Coverage?

It is interesting that only the gloom and doom bloggers ever get picked up by the media. I doubt I will get any media coverage since I am not a bubble believer. But, if I make some insane statement, maybe I will get picked up by a reputable media organization. Here it goes. Remember, I am only saying this so that I will get my picture in the newspaper:

House prices will decline 45% and foreclosure rates will increase by 50%. The market will improve no earlier than 2014.

Call me!